Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question.
Reposts in 2015
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Just one small example of what the Big Three are doing as they get more cash at the expense of everyone else twitter.com/irishcricket1/status/676693150824538113
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In other exciting internet news of the day, letsencrypt.orgis now in public beta.
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Just saw this on someone's Facebook. Surreal. :D
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Belfast Ruby is BACK... Christmas Special! Be sure to register for the event while there's still space @ belfastruby.com
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Stages of a Browns season on Twitter
Blind optimism
Pure rage
Overreact to 1-2 wins
Fire everybody
Blame media
Pure rage
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ShopKeep Belfast are hosting a coffee morning this Friday in aid of NIAMH niamhwellbeing.org Please come along pbs.twimg.com/media/CQOGsrDWwAE39V6.jpg
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Someone needs to put together a compilation of these Ryan Fitzpatrick runs to the theme tune of the Benny Hill show. #NFL #NFLUK
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On April 6th, I started #100DaysOfBookbinding but somewhere along the line, I got sidetracked by… instagram.com/p/7_JFUSHY2Z/
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I think I’d choose "standard delivery” on the @AmazonUK checkout page if I knew upfront that Expedited Prime Delivery meant using Yodel…
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Putting 100 Union Jacks on a street is like the guy buying you 100 bunches of flowers. They think it’s devotion, but it’s just really creepy
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Long shot but does anyone know who gave Nicol out in the 1st over of the 3rd NZ/Zimbabwe ODI in Feb 2012, only to be overturned on review?
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Loving my till system, thank you Shopkeep.. shopkeep.com/uk
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Equality protest in Belfast Saturday 13 June
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Hey, all the border counties voted YES. Do our politicans really think people just miles away are totally against marriage equality? #MarRef
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Watching the coverage from Dublin Castle... And have just spotted my Dad in the crowd! #MarRef
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Come on Republic of Ireland! Make me proud of you today! #VoteYes
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WHAT's wrong with two Mammies?? I could have done with the help I can tell you. Now be off with you and take your nasty oul leaflet with you
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One man being barred from playing Test cricket is a tragedy, 75% of the world population is just a statistic.
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Prometheus is on RTÉ2 but this blank wall isn’t going to stare at itself.
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TAYTO CRISPS SPOTTED IN LOCAL SUPERMARKET!!! This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
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Muppets!!!!
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I am homeless again for the entirety of May! Looking for sublets/housesitting in London. Can clean and look after cats/dogs/plants. Thanks!
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I watched none of the #CWC15 once the group stage ended. After the Associates were gone, it just became another Full Member ODI thing.
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All the best to everyone at #HackForEquality tomorrow. I’m with you in spirit! Do great things you lovely people \o/
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It's ironic how #InternationalWomensDay always seems to coincide with International Sexism on Twitter Day.
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Four years ago today, @blzzrd launched. Huge thanks to all those who've kept it going, whether by writing, subbing, officing or buying.
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The lyrics to Thunderball make the villain sound like one of those morons on The Apprentice. ‘I always run while others walk, Sir Alan.’
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human rights = rights for humans you like + rights for humans you don't like
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Just days to speak out against Northern Ireland's “no gays allowed” bill. Sign: go.allout.org/en/a/northern-ireland/ @EqualityCommNI @Cliona_Evans
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Work in tech? Want to write code to help the @marriagequality campaign? Keep March 28th free. More info to come #MarRef
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@srushe Hi, we will have the info available to all through opendata / LPS portal - hope to confirm date soon
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In this #longread, @bradshawcd charmingly explains how similar cricket and poker are, and the role of luck in both. www.wisdenindia.com/cricket-article/cricket-poker-luck-skill/146536
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Oh sure, when Jennifer Lawrence poses naked with a snake, it's front page news, but when I do it, the zoo just calls the police!
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My wife's hosting book club. As a husband of some experience I know that ‘Don’t feel you have to come say hello' means 'Stay upstairs, you'.
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What a game. What. A. Game.
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Trying to follow a recipe, I fear it is insufficient in potatoes. The eternal fear of my people
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VIDEO: ‘Bad Lip Reading’ is back with a hilarious version of the 2014 NFL season. ble.ac/1y3mFZw
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Russell Wilson only has one more completion than I do today in an NFL playoff game.
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Ha Indy, man we suckered you on that 1st rounder for TRich! (Remembers it was wasted on Manziel, cries)
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Don’t know why I’m tweeting about Regmi’s milestone. Nobody gives a shit about meaningful games when something crazy happens in a friendly.
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Gopher Gala - a worldwide #golang hackathon takes place over the weekend of 23rd Jan. Join us in Belfast! Register: getinvited.to/simon-hewitt-1402995276/gopher-gala/