A woman tells her programmer husband: "Get me a quart of milk? And if they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with 12 quarts of milk.
Reposts in 2010
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It's a European Cup night tonight. The European Cup, football's holiest of holies. We don't even know/care who's playing. Cheers Sepp!
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So Alan Shearer has questioned Capello as a manager. ALAN. SHEARER. Next week, Stalin criticises our lack of civil liberties
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http://bit.ly/bL7o0Y - The world's worst football manager is back, but he's a long way from Heidenheim.... He's back :)
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BBC disrupted by NUJ strike.Hope Alan Green is supporting that cause. For a good while
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Articulates something that's been bothering me for a few days now. RT @sshrpe .......I've had it with Dawkins. http://sshrpe.me.uk/5s
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Pope says atheists pick & choose their morals. Correct. Today I will be frowning on child abuse & not having a problem with homosexuality.
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Is there an Unfollow Friday for companies that just spam twitter without conversing? I nominate @Translink_NI this week.
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Death to the NEXT button! Readability updated to now support articles that span across pages. http://bit.ly/coqqCH
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May be the most accurate thing I've read this summer. @change100: 'Everything All of the Time: WSOP's Identity Crisis' http://bit.ly/9X1Og8
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Even as a Germany fan, that goal makes me very sad. Before that we had a game. Now we have a controversy
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.@bbc5live keep going on about the droning, whiny noise at the #WorldCup. Their own fault for giving the gig to Alan Green.
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Just been to see Four Lions - what a film, it made me laugh, it gave me goosebumps, and sent me away in a thinky mood.
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Good news: an I Belong To Jimbo T-shirt, promoting Football Weekly, is in the pipeline. Hopefully ready to order next week