@swmcc /me practices my sidestep
Replies in 2011
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@martinglynn Congrats :)
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@martinglynn Did I miss something?
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@swmcc You’re proving a great help in this traumatic time. By the way, did I mention that I’ll be off for another week after you’re back in?
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@johngirvin Get to it then. Don’t worry, we’ll let you know when it hits 2.10pm :)
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@barcampbelfast Fair enough. Look forward to hearing more :)
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@barcampbelfast Should we take it that the event in January isn’t happening?
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@matthutchin You’re not the only one to have said that to me. Cheeky buggers the lot of you!
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@swmcc @peter_omalley @ryancunning @jenporterhall @niall_adams @RickyHassard @stimpled0rf Merry Christmas all of you. Have an enjoyable day!
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@swmcc Merry Christmas to you too. Have a good day, and try not to get dragged into any tech support :)
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@Canonisation Both myself and @ManyHues agree. It’s enjoyable, and has Sarek which is always a bonus.
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@theyellowdoor @opendatani I think all 125 of us are trying to wait them out. It’s all a matter of who’ll blink first!
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@qzzrd Stéphane Henchoz. Neuchâtel Xamax, Hamburg, Blackburn Rovers, Liverpool, Celtic, Wigan Athletic, Blackburn Rovers
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@qzzrd Definitely prefer the normal ditloids.
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@qzzrd Ally McCoist - St Johnstone, Sunderland, Rangers, Kilmarnock
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@swmcc as long as this other company don’t say more stupid things about CSV, such as “don’t put commas in the fields”, I should be fine.
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@shinyemptyhead Really? I must remember to take a trip down :)
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@qzzrd Clarence Seedorf - Ajax, Sampdoria, Real Madrid, Internazionale, AC Milan
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@niwnews Thanks for the quick response and feedback.
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@niwnews …and 2. can you provide it in some other format too, such as CSV? I suspect you generate the PDF from something similar anyway.
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@niwnews 2 things about the list. 1. Some data in the wrong columns. When a county is listed the road closure is in the estimated column…
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@hellobuglers What are the options in the poll for the non-facebookers among us?
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@roisinkeenan @Canonisation @ManyHues We won’t actually be around at that point so we’ll have to give it a miss.
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@Canonisation @ManyHues Good to know that someone noticed at least :)
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@swmcc Who let that gobshite on the telly? - Good thing she doesn’t follow me :)
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@qzzrd Mexico and Belgium lost the first World Cup matches?
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@qzzrd @paulcdavey 16 clubs have won the Scudetto?
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As I have pointed out to @swmcc, he had a full cup of something already so offering was pointless. And the tea he made earlier was manky!
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@QFTBelfast I’ll pass on the ticket, but appreciate the offer to hold it. As for the seats, I don’t expect them to change for me :)
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@qzzrd David Elleray teaches at Harrow
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@qzzrd 1964 Abedi Pele is born in Accra, Ghan
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@qzzrd @richapowell Fulham could play 23 games in the Europa League this season?
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@qzzrd @andysocial_a 1894 - Inverness Thistle first winners of the Highland Football League
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@qzzrd Gary McAllister won 57 caps for Scotland
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@collapsibubble Good point. That was really confusing for a while.
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@Canonisation I’m fine with you liking it, as long as you don’t come to my work and play it :)
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@ManyHues That ICC things keeps confusing me. Just as I get used to it being the Criminal Court, I hear a cricket story.
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@ManyHues Glad to hear it. Come to think of it, I suspect the International Criminal Court might want to get involved too.
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@fisksektionen Hat-off to you. Nicely worked out.
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@Canonisation It’s when I hear that you’ve made a bid on the Peter Wyngarde album that I’ll sound the alarm :)
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@qzzrd @thepunchtable Cuauhtémoc Blanco and Ronaldinho are all-time joint top scorers in the Confederations Cup?
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@qzzrd Hopefully, Dial Square was the first name of Arsenal?
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@ManyHues Good point. To be honest, many of your recent dreams would make fine TV. I particularly look forward to the Gaga Mysteries!
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@ManyHues That has the makings of a reality show. Channel 4 are probably working on it as we speak.
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@qzzrd @basicfootball Christian Eriksen from Denmark was the youngest player at World Cup 2010
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@Canonisation @ManyHues I get the same sort of feeling with football managers. The manager of Chelsea is younger than I am.
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@producerchris I’ll bear that in mind :) Seriously though, appreciate the Bugle work. Especially enjoyed your beach trip commentaries.
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@producerchris Looking forward to a live Bugle? Andy punning to a crowd, John smurfing, you being told “Fuck you” by the masses. Maybe not..
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@qzzrd @theftblproject Mike Phelan - first ever Premier League substitute?
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@qzzrd Appreciate it. No rush.
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@qzzrd Lincoln City play at Sincil Bank
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@Canonisation @ManyHues I must see can I find the Outcast box set…
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@qzzrd @mattrowson 1997 Kevin Philips was the last Watford player to score a hat-trick at Vicarage Road?
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@qzzrd @joejtyler January 30, 1983 - Garrincha dies at 49? Although was it not the 20th?
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@qzzrd 1983 Dario Gradi joins Crewe Alexandra as manager
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@qzzrd @ozwebster Gustavo Dezotti - second player sent off in a World Cup final
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@qzzrd @pangaheartwork Joe Hayes and Francis Lee, with ten, are top goalscorers in the Manchester Derby
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@swmcc Go home to bed then.
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@qzzrd Just Fontaine managed France for 2 games in 1967?
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@bairbrenica Pardon? I couldn’t quite make that out. Was it something about silage?
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@swmcc Are you passing null to that call again? I’ve told you about that before.
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@qzzrd @indiezizou Today in 2002 Wayne Rooney scored his first Premier League goal
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@qzzrd Rushden Town and Irthlingborough Diamonds merged in 1992
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@qzzrd Hristo Stoichkov made 83 appearances for Bulgaria
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@qzzrd 1976 Antonín Panenka’s famous penalty versus West Germany
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@qzzrd 2006 - Juventus stripped of 2 Scudettos following “Calciopoli”?
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@ManyHues Well I suppose that’s alright then :)
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@ManyHues I was going to be doing that for you this weekend! Can you take it off?
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@qzzrd Johan Cruyff’s first appearance for Ajax
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@JohnJo85 Nicely worked out. I was stumped on that one.
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@ManyHues Well they an’t kick me out because I’m from the EU anyway so :P
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@qzzrd @thesamcharles Alan A’Court - first Liverpool goalscorer under Bill Shankly?
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@ManyHues Troublemaker ;)
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@grahamb That is a tempting idea :)
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@qzzrd 1979 - Trevor Francis signs for Notts Forest
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@qzzrd @indiezizou 1878 - first floodlit football match at Bramall Lane
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@JacobSteinberg They’re also making an attempt at over-exposing The Big Bang Theory :(
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@qzzrd 1916 (First|Founding) South American Championship (later renamed Copa América)
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@ManyHues @Canonisation Any more of that talk and I’ve dig out a dvd of Outcasts and make you both watch the whole thing!
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@ManyHues @Canonisation I’m making dinner!
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@Canonisation I assume Outcasts has loads of nominations? This will allow the general public to show their appreciation for some fine work.
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@joannedunlop Northern Ireland football team were 62nd in the World in June.
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@joannedunlop @swmcc /me suppresses giggles
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@qzzrd c) a reasonable mix. Keep them up :)
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@qzzrd 1990 Dion Dublin scores the first Wembley play-off final goal
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@ManyHues I would like to order one of your fine cricket picnics if you don’t mind :)
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@Tedchampagne Thanks :)
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@earl_of_reed Cheers.
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@qzzrd Hitachi, Crown Paints, Candy, Carlsberg and Standard Chartered: sponsors of Liverpool
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@qzzrd @cm1682 1978 Wigan Athletic enter the Football League
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@swmcc I’ll live :) Ice in all of the appropriate places. At least there was a Michael Caine film on to distract me. And there was custard!
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@niall_adams @swmcc might have missed you, but he’ll get you with the next shot.
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@qzzrd 1992 backpass law introduced?
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@theyellowdoor And these ones show even more leg. There’s a thought for you to have in your head during lunch ;)
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@Canonisation It’s just a pity he never got to write “Theme for a Love Instructor”
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@paulrkeenan I was following it on Cricinfo, I’ve now put Five Live on via a single headphone :)
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@paulrkeenan This is nerve-wracking. It has been a long wait.
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@ManyHues I can be persuaded on the lion cub :)
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@swmcc That’s why you should only tell me things in confidence. For example I’ve never told anyone about you, the donkey, and the custard.
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@swmcc It must be better than the trailer suggested.
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@swmcc Maximum Risk. One of the ones where twins are involved.
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@swmcc And I’m watching Van Damme. I win!
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@ManyHues Sadly none of those. Simply “road conditions”. Granted it was very wet and he is the most cautious driver I’ve ever seen.
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@swmcc Put the kettle on in about 8 minutes :) As for you walking by I’ll just have to live with that.
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@swmcc @niall_adams Well I’m enjoying it :)
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@blzzrd Cheers. Will do.
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@paulrkeenan I’m constantly amazed at English ineptitude when it comes to one day matches, especially given the professionalism in Tests.
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@Canonisation Re: Sunshine. I enjoyed it until the “twist”, then it nose-dived horribly. Still, Mark Strong, so not a total write-off.
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@theyellowdoor All in a good cause though :)
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@ryancunning What were you expecting? And what are you doing up at this time? ;)
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@swmcc I could probably slag you off about that, but I don’t know who that is :) I assume you will feel the appropriate level of guilt.
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@swmcc Lack of context is a terrible thing. My spelling was also better :)
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@barneyronay And we as readers are obliged to say we expect better and wonder are you paid for this sort of thing. Fair exchange.
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@swmcc Tea might fix that. Just milk in mine, thanks :)
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@ManyHues @mistertumnus It’s not an afflication, it’s a talent!
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@ManyHues I knew there was a reason to not leave you at home with ingredients and electricity.
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@Canonisation That can be our second produced film, after Leigh and Seagal have finished working their magic.
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@PGregg The page, it burns my eyes.
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@Canonisation PI soundtrack? There’s a Magnum film? /me worries he’s giving Hollywood ideas
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@Canonisation @ManyHues It was not good. Sort of like they decided to do it seriously, but then changed producers part way through.
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@charltonbrooker Just get Gerry Adams in to do a voiceover for all of the MPs.
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@FredGreethamOBR Learn away. It’s good to have you on here. Still miss you on the podcast.
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@TheOBR Cheers. I like hearing from Fred, but two of him is one too many :)
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@TheOBR Are you going to continue retweeting everything @FredGreethamOBR says? If you are I’ll stop following him :)
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@itvfootball English Top Division top scorer #tweaser
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@sidlowe Don’t antagonise the typeface people. Don’t do that to yourself!
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@John_Ashdown And I could have found it on a wet Wednesday in Stoke too.
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@John_Ashdown twitter.com/#!/search/%40john_ashdown%20yeovilseems to indicate that @JonLewis_ is the man you’re after.
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@Canonisation My love for New Who is well known. Sadly Mr Tiddles needs looking after.
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@Canonisation No, no, it’s fine. I wouldn’t want you to miss dinner. I’m also doing my hair. And the cat needs to go to the vet that day.
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@Canonisation I shall note it down carefully :)
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@Canonisation When is Who back on? I need to make sure I time making dinner so that I miss it :)
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@swmcc He probably has a healthy head of hair too, just to taunt you.
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@ZaltzCricket What have you just done? Could you perhaps tell us how Dhoni looks like he’ll never drop a catch?
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@RickyHassard It could be worse, he could be comparing you to Megan Fox in a positive way. I’m still unnerved.
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@swmcc In defence of @RickyHassard, he did just get in before me. I was just too slow in coming up with a middle ages gag :)
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@ManyHues Where do I get one? :)
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@TuckonSports Well what was the percentage of US players in the original field?
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@swmcc The gift of a Double Decker has helped :)
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@101greatgoals Goalkeeper without his gloves is like a cowboy without his pistols
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@Canonisation Streethawk?! That does make me feel better :)
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@ManyHues I wasn’t trying to be nasty, just an added bonus! Even if Armagh get through it’s still only a 1 in 4 chance of drawing Mayo
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@ManyHues True :) Granted, for the match to happen Armagh need to beat Tyrone and Roscommon, and then draw Mayo in the quarters. Not likely.
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@ManyHues If Armagh and Mayo end up playing against each other then your lot are going down! ;)
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@RickTheJackal Don’t give Jackson ideas on Paul Walker. If he’ll cast Freeman and Nesbitt who knows to what level he’ll sink.
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@Canonisation I get these crazy ideas on occasion. Surely they could use the novelty of it as a selling point!
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@Canonisation They could simply have made a film of the book. Granted it contains no “sweet” children which would confuse Senor Spielbergo.
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@Canonisation There are an infinite number of ways that film could have been better.
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@bglendenning Yeah, yeah. You’re great at predictions, but when we need a results service…
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@swmcc I’m going to take it that you mean I have great technical expertise like her Transformers character. It’s that or I need to hide.
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@theyellowdoor I think it has been opened up to anyone with a GMail account. By the way, @ManyHues and Mum say hello!
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@RonyMurf @cakesbyjames And going on previous experience it will taste gorgeous :)
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@itvfootball Gareth Barry
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@itvfootball Birgit Prinz. Golden Ball winners at the Womens World Cup.
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@theyellowdoor Yes, we sang it to her earlier. We’ll take you for afternoon tea when you’re next over :)
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@itvfootball First Advice. Manchester City sponsors.
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@gabyhinsliff Even if it was a media story first it wouldn’t have come to the point it has without the work of some print outlets.
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@gabyhinsliff Guardian stories on the phone hacking?
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@Hicksdesign One of ITV 2, 3, or 4 is showing it live. Obviously the ads haven’t been as effective on me as they could have been
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@mistertumnus No, you can’t just write ‘verified account’. At one time doing that was grounds for Twitter closing an account, might still be
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@itvfootball All have played in the Copa America.
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@itvfootball Danone. List of Juventus sponsors.
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@DigitalBelfast What is the purpose of #BelfastSocialMediaDay2011? Asking for support is all very well but with no indication of the aims…
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@itvfootball Fenerbahçe. Stephen Appiah clubs.
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@bbcnewsline Please tell me you’re not going to embarrass yourselves further by doing a report on the solar flare and Northern Ireland.
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@itvfootball Leeds. Clubs of Olivier Dacourt.
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@ManyHues I figured you’d have the good sense to put my laptop to sleep. My mistake ;)
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@ManyHues @Canonisation I don’t see the point if it’s not fun. I liked the way our groups would go off on complete tangents.
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@ManyHues Much better to play in a group where a cricket ball counts as weapon :)
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@niall_adams You have moments like that? You’re weird.
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@alaninbelfast Where I work the tradition is that people buy buns for work on their birthday, o the nearest possible day.
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@swmcc She has actually finished the second book already. And, in her defence, she has been looking after ill me today!
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@ManyHues @ronymurf My God, what did I marry in to?
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@swmcc By “hacked” do you mean you left your phone unlocked and someone used it?
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@ManyHues If we had that I’d never get you outside again!
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@iainmacintosh Agree on football and tennis. If it’s not the pinnacle of a sport then I don’t think it should be in.
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@ManyHues @Canonisation Right, that’s it, I’m putting some sort of block on the internet. You’re not to be trusted ;)
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@swmcc I take it it’s torrential now? Anytime it has rained while I’ve been in Spain the heavens have just opened.
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@Canonisation @ManyHues @dietcokedamo If I had to go and see one of those 3 it’s the Wombles hands down :)
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@Canonisation @ManyHues @dietcokedamo He has definitely booked far, far worse in the past.
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@Canonisation It is! Get growing ;)
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@swmcc In fairness, I have a great view here too. Your desk, it’s empty ;)
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@itvfootball Phil Babb?
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@ManyHues @Canonisation Are you both sure this isn’t a musical about John Spiderman, accountant from Ohio?
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@OpinionatedGeek They’re probably forming an orderly queue somewhere.
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@barneyronay Do you think the change of approach is down to Bernstein at all? Or is it purely hypocritical? I hope the former, but am unsure
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@BoltonMark Sorry to see you go :( Off to do anything interesting?
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@Canonisation @ManyHues Nothing can beat Colombia in 1990. Some fine heads of hair. knol.google.com/k/-/-/2o1w6bc2errno/fwjff1/seleccion-colombia-1990-team-photo-before-the-match-vs.-west-ger
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@Canonisation @ManyHues You two be careful or I’ll get my Italia 90 sticker album out and teach you all of the players!
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@Canonisation @ManyHues I watch Casualty most weeks, and I have too much knowledge of HR and hair. This isn’t a one-way perniciousness!
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@niall_adams Are you trying to wind @swmcc up? Because that will do it every time :)
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@Canonisation True, though I think that was better than using dodgy CGI to create thousands of them.
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@Canonisation And we were lucky to have more than 4 Daleks. We just had to use our imaginations for larger numbers. People nowadays!
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@Canonisation I’m glad I’m not the only one :)
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@JacobSteinberg Me too. I was just being contrary about the contrariness :) I’m a City fan and think Scholes was excellent.
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@JacobSteinberg Players aren’t necessarily right though. They picked Gareth Bale as player of the year after all! General point spot on tho.
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@georgedockrell Good knock. 4 6s I think. Well controlled for the most part with few streaky shots. Well deserved.
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@green23 Thanks for the weather update :) I’m looking forward to a closer game today!
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@iainmacintosh Congrats :)
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@Canonisation Although my parents saw him in concert (it was a birthday present for my Mum I believe) and he apparently puts on a good show.
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@Canonisation If I were coming around tomorrow I may have had to re-consider!
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@theyellowdoor I missed that. Now that I look at the list of players, it does sort of stick out a mile!
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@sidlowe Take inspiration from Ernest Vincent Wright! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)
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@blzzrd You’re a cruel bunch showing that!
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@TheCalcioItalia Well at least you seem to feel guilt :)
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@TheCalcioItalia Out of interest, why the double posting? Why not just tweet once with the fb hashtag and be done?
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@Canonisation So you’re sort of a Dick Tate/Dr Franklin hybrid then :)
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@Canonisation You’re like the Dick Tate of Mass Effect. Just need to work on the speechifying.
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@green23 Clearly they’ve finally rumbled you ;)
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@Canonisation It can’t help Doctor Who to have something that awful before it. Granted, Who looks much better in comparison… Ah, I see…
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@Canonisation Do you have any idea why @ManyHues might be curled up in a ball crying, and cursing your name? Have you done something?
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@ManyHues I’m glad you approve :)
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@ManyHues @Canonisation I think this might be a good time for us all to step away from the flashing red button :)
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@Canonisation @ManyHues Now where did I put that copy of Highlander: The Source…
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@Canonisation @ManyHues Fine with me, we can discuss the merits of Bonnie Langford ;)
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@ManyHues Do you really want to get into this battle with me? I know far too many things in TV that you don’t like :)
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@RonyMurf This crusty sporting type would be demanding a re-count given that judging :) However I’m really not getting into this!
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@RonyMurf If you think that’s infantile geek baiting don’t get me started on Star Wars :)
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@swmcc @niall_adams I’d like to say that that’s out of character for you two. I’d like to…
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@Cricketicc My favourite is to have a qualifying phase for the next World Cup. One you’ve somehow managed to “miss” in your summary.
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@green23 Don’t tease us like that! How am I expected to get any work done now that you’ve done that ;)
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@ManyHues I’m with @Canonisation on this. West Side Story with Klingons would be entertaining :)
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@jsbrownsinsider Best wishes Jeff. I look forward to you returning to Browns coverage :)
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@swmcc By this point I have little sympathy for you. It’s not like you haven’t had enough warning :)
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@swmcc No change there then ;)
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@swmcc Pity you don’t have the week off. Well at least the day is moving quickly!
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@Canonisation @ManyHues theorises that it was a distress buoy fired out by the ship containing Turlough’s Dad which somehow found Earth.
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@Canonisation Don’t think about it, although I must admit that that’s a fair point. Now I’ll have to think about it.
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@Canonisation Of course it makes sense. This coming from a man who watches the new Doctor Who as well ;)
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@Canonisation @ManyHues With regards to Priest I’m expecting something like Monsignor Martinez. Anything else will be a let down.
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@ManyHues @Canonisation I go offline for a few hours and look what you two get up to.
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@FullTiltPoker You might want to fix that link.
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@ManyHues I told you last night, when I booked, that it’s 3D. I even asked if that was alright. It’s almost like you don’t listen to me ;)
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@sidlowe Now that is important news with regards to the game. I wish someone had mentioned that before.
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@Canonisation Damn you! :)
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@theGAWA Indeed.
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@Canonisation Running a holiday schedule sadly. Seems to involve cancelling most buses and expecting you to use PDFs to work things out :(
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@Canonisation It is if you’re Translink :(
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@Canonisation I think you get the better of that deal :)
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@duponline It wouldn’t “help introduce it”. It would cause it to be done, in little time, for little cost. Don’t invent a poorer wheel!
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@dawnpurvis Thanks for the info. Much appreciated :)
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@dawnpurvis I meant what level are they training the 500 coaches too? Different levels, different costs etc. Suppose I’ll pester the IFA :)
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@dawnpurvis When you say “develop grassroots football” what do you/they mean? Grassroots Introductory Award, or IFA Level 1?
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@ConsumerCouncil @Translink_NI With only 140 characters maybe I should just tell you what works well on the site. … There, I’m done.
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@swmcc Yesterday I was looking at an error, according to perl -cw, and not seeing any problem before realising that I’d written it in php.
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@Canonisation That’s a relief. I was going to have to rethink you coming around tomorrow if you’d gone ahead with that purchase!
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@theyellowdoor I expect a new address in due course :)
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@swmcc At least the day is going quickly! runs for cover
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@theyellowdoor Two excellent choices :) I might fire up the emulator when I have my week off!
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@theyellowdoor So I saw earlier. Nice idea :) I must check to see if the one in storage still works fine; it did last time I checked :)
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@Canonisation You could always reserve things on the library website. It gets the job done, as the 7 books I got on Saturday prove :)
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@swmcc Let it charge for a while and then give it a go.
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@Canonisation Damn, you beat me to it!
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@Canonisation Sounds like the opening night for the Spiderman musical.
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@RonyMurf Rathbone Sherlock Holmes box set? You, Sir, are a man of taste :)
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@theyellowdoor Glad to hear it :)
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@theyellowdoor I’m not taking cheek from someone who was working on a business plan on her day off ;)
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@ManyHues You could be right. Fancy working your magic on some cricket lunches :)
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@theyellowdoor Well then, for what it’s worth, set a deadline for that today, and then go and do something nice. I recommend ice-cream.
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@theyellowdoor Would it help if I told you to go and do something fun?
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@swmcc You set yourself up for a fall and then fell. I merely didn’t catch you on the way down so that I could see quite how far you’d fall!
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@Canonisation I feel like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes!
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@Canonisation What have you done!!!
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@Canonisation Outcasts category at fanfiction.net? I’m not sure this is a good thing. Granted, who wouldn’t want to know more about Santi :)
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@theyellowdoor The brief version: Big Little Tournament, came 164th out of 53,300. 80-odd dollars. One-off I’m sure!
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@swmcc I hate to break it to you but the sensitivity training would be because everyone else is not happy with you being like that ;)
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@ManyHues @Canonisation He’s like a teen writing poems. We don’t “understand” so we’re wrong. One day he may see he just wrote crap poetry
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@Canonisation I’m glad I could help clear that up for you. Apparently we’re all ‘heartless, unimaginative twats’ :)
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@Canonisation You just don’t understand! You just want bug-eyed aliens etc etc etc…
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@Canonisation Nobody’s fault but my own sadly.
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@Canonisation Not your fault at all.
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@iainmacintosh Spot-on article. Well done for having the will to write it.
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@iainmacintosh Good luck with that. See you on the other side of the ensuing melee.
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@Canonisation If we’ve learned anything from B5 it’s that places where people can easily overhear are the best for important talks
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@Canonisation @ManyHues I think she was an experiment in improving human intelligence. Failed sadly, but the hair benefits may prove useful!
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@Canonisation @ManyHues I think that the 2 line summaries for each character that we had at the start still tell us all we know :( #outcasts
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@Canonisation Glad to hear it. I’ll be asking leading questions next time I see you to test your knowledge of it, and if I spot anything!
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@Canonisation Don’t do it. Don’t watch Timeline!!!
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@blzzrd Fair enough then. Didn’t want to do you out of any very well earned reward.
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@VictoriaCoren Is it wrong that my first thought was that it must have been some selection of cards for you to want to take a picture?
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@DTguardian Tevez is getting the headlines, however I’d say that David Silva is the heartbeat of the team. Vastly better when he plays.
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@paulrkeenan Just make sure the order is correct. Cricket, apple, everything else…
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@laurasoffs We can but hope :)
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@gerrylynch 5 sixes from Rankin, sorted. Maybe I’m being a touch optimistic…
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@the_topspin I suspect that the rest of the country may be distracted with something else tomorrow. Pesky elections.
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@lyndonjbnixon It looks like English however… ;)
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@theyellowdoor Glad to be of service :)
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@theyellowdoor Don’t drink the orange juice. I still feel sick when I think of it on the ferry. The all-you-can-eat on the other hand…
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@acjimbo That’s two tweets in one day. Pace yourself, don’t get carried away :)
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@paulrkeenan Apparently he’s broken his finger. I would bring an out of form Morgan to the World Cup if he was fit. Worth taking a chance on
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@swmcc The chance that you can keep it on the road for long enough to hit me is limited :)
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@swmcc True. Not enough hair for a start!
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@gerrylynch Al Jazeera have corrected their report.
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@VictoriaCoren Could be worse. I’ve had one straight flush in my poker life. Lost to someone who had a better one. Gutted.
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@Junap Sadly not, I looked into the rules myself. Pesky lack of loopholes.
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@paul_tomkins You mentioned him twice in that tweet. Twice! Let it go ;)
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@pkelso “He’s not that kind of sexist” ?
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@paulrkeenan I forgot about Newell. I’m not sure he was sacked for that, but it did contribute to his demise.
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@paulrkeenan I’ll let the Daily Mail explain http://bit.ly/eEujhE
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@paulmmay I’d look like a good speaker if I had Enda Kenny as my warm-up act ;)
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@paulmmay 4 to 6 Ministers resigned. Cowen not appeared in Dáil. Greens in meeting. Opposition shouting bloody murder. Dáil suspended twice.
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@sidlowe I look forward to the Football Weekly Live Northern Ireland visit ;)
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I’m puzzled as to the train fault in the @Translink_NI message I re-tweeted. I do hope it wasn’t a lack of brakes that caused the problem,
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@WorldSoccerEd It’s FIFA, they could easily surprise us. The Canadians just have to hope they can pull off a shock!
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@fi_herman Good luck with that. Doesn’t seem sad at all :)
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@tabloidwatch This does imply that the PCC dealt with complaints before. I thought they just had a letter box which fed a shredder.
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RT @mrchrisaddison “When you have eliminated the possible, whatever remains, however popular, is bullshit.” Sherlock Holmeseopathy
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@karlsentk You must feel like you’re shouting into the wind about the attitude towards management in Britiain? Depressing really.
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@theyellowdoor As far as I remember iPhoto doesn’t come with Snow Leopard. You’ll need to install if from an iLife DVD.
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@swmcc Ah yes, you’re the idiot. I remember you now :)
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@swmcc Who is this? Do I know you?