Does the Geneva convention cover terrible Christmas covers? If not can we get someone on to that.

If many in the UK dislike NI having different rights (EU citizenship) how come they’ve been so quiet about abortion and equal marriage here?

If the @Browns come good in the next few years I’ll be reminding everyone that Sashi Brown deserves a load of credit.

I keep meaning to check out Mastodon, but every time I look into it the first thing I need to do is pick a community. Not an ideal first step.

Watching British political journalists trying to explain the Republic of Ireland position on Brexit is like watching a fish trying to unicycle.

In case any of my Belfast @ShopKeep colleagues haven’t heard, if you can work from home tomorrow you should do so, and avoid the weather.

Star Trek Discovery may be a confusing disappointment however there’s a new episode of @StarTrekOutpost out so things are looking up.

@NFLGamePassEU At this rate I’ll be lucky to see 60 minutes in total this season. This is frankly an appalling service this year.

@NFLGamePassEU Well done. Almost a full hour before the service completely died, you’re really getting good at this.

Put potatoes in the oven to bake for dinner. Hopefully this sacrifice to the Irish gods will result in All-Ireland victory for Mayo.

I’m assuming the next 2 hours will either result in a replay or Mayo getting hammered, based on experience. I hope I’m wrong. #gaa #mayo4sam

The “manifesto” is clearly utter bollocks from a sexist shite. If you think that way, please wise up or fuck off out of the industry.

If it wasn’t so inconvenient I’d be impressed by @Translink_NI leaving earlier than the timetable says. Adds intrigue to getting bus/train.

So far I’ve seen 3 excellent talks at #nidevconf17, from @martinwoodward , @paddycarey , and @clairedotw. @swmcc has a lot to live up to!

A “sausage roll bap” is a thing? How did I get to this point in my life without knowing this? I’m not sure how I feel about this.

Apparently I’m a “needy island”. I’m not sure how to take that :)

I have Coldplay stuck in my head ever since coming into the room when @ManyHues was playing them. I’m assuming I have grounds for divorce?

So close to going to sleep. Just need to stay #awake4bailey, and then I can be useless tomorrow.

Finally BBC stop covering election and force me to bed. I’m just here to see if DUP fall so low they can’t do a petition of concern alone.