I’m on my 13th Cleveland @Browns game of the season. I’m assuming that karma will reward me with something awesome in recompense.

Always reassuring to see the bus you’re waiting for just disappear from the @Translink_NI app. No announcement, no bus.

At this rate I worry that I’ll wake up tomorrow and find the @Browns have traded me. This tweet brought to you by my obsession with sport.

@kathrynrushe Is it bad that I became excited earlier today when I realised that Hard Knocks is on in the US tonight?

Lots of talk this morning of people applying for Irish passports. Ironically some of us may need to think about applying for a British one.

I may deck the next person who says “are you still here?”

Must say, being an immigrant to the UK I don’t have particularly warm and fuzzy feelings today.

Last RT is from my sister, who does work I’m in no way jealous of. No, not at all. /me shuffles feet

@BelfastBikes Very unimpressed that the updated iOS app requires an email address, and rejects addresses with ‘+’ in them.

Putting together slides for my lightning talk at the work off-site, so of course @ManyHues is coming up with a better idea for me!

Colleagues giving me blank looks at the mention of Trumpton and Camberwick Green. This means 2 things: I’m old, and they’re disappointments.

Jim Allister has just been described as “A walking cloud of anger and misery” by someone close to me. Hard to argue. #ae16

Puzzled I hadn’t received @sammillerbp/ @BenLindbergh book today. Sadly realised that their book is only out in the US today, not the UK.

Not sure what I’ve done to annoy @ManyHues, but she’s making me watch the 3rd episode of Childhood’s End. 2nd episode today. Oh god why?

Made a list of tasks I need to do as part of a “simple” feature. 24 entries on the list. And people wonder why estimation is hard.

Seems like an extreme way to get the trains running on time, but whatever works I suppose. twitter.com/translink_ni/status/714807059246673920

@champman0102 Trying to register for the forum, so I can search, but the captcha is continuously failing even though I know it’s correct :(

5 days after @LastWeekTonight was broadcast, and I still can’t get a “we’re engineers, not wizards” t-shirt. Web, you have disappointed me.

@swmcc I have Ultraviolet (with Idris) in my bag for you. Remind me to hand it over tomorrow.

Only benefit of not really being able to sleep last night was that I had regular updates on the Ireland vs PNG match. Another good win :)

I can only apologise to the person who must read my work self-assessment form on Monday. I can only hope you like short stories, or novels.

Suspect I smell of perfume after the woman in the seat in front of me decided the train was the best place to spray it on. cough wheeze