ITV player displays message saying I’ll never miss a minute of the World Cup. Then displays ads for a minute so I miss a live try. Top work.

Too many people in my workplace have no idea who the Marx Brothers are. Our hiring policies clearly need revisiting.

Never good when the punter is the best performing player on your team. At least I have Ireland winning the rugby to cheer me up. #browns

Right @Browns. I’ll be up watching until after midnight. Don’t ruin the last of my weekend (and my sleep deprived Monday morning) in SD.