@_chrismann89 Or a helicopter shot of some bails in the shape of a bike.

Don’t worry about my rambling about the cricket all day. Any ramblings that do take place will be confined to my @cricsheet account.

Off to Stormont for the cricket again. Today the weather is glorious (so we’ll probably lose play to rain!).

Today the World T20 Qualifiers start. Some cricket that actually matters and has consequences for the countries involved.

I used to really look forward to the Ashes. Now I couldn’t give a toss about it.

@Canonisation @ManyHues I suspect I know what we’ll be doing some evening in the future once re-start bad film night! www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jul/06/hawk-the-slayer-film-sequel-terry-marcel-jack-palance