Two days in a row I’ve arrived in to work to find an email perfectly pitched to completely piss me off. This has not been fun.

@TheMACBelfast On a more positive note, I’m really looking forward to the Lowry show :)

@TheMACBelfast You might want to fix the spelling mistake on the homepage. “Incovenience”?

@Johnboy636 Fine final over bowling there. Great work!

I just made a catch that was wasted outside of a cricket field. One-handed, not even looking at the ball. Did anyone care? No. Philistines.

2 weeks to the new issue of The Blizzard (@blzzrd). Woohoo!!!

@Canonisation Jeff and Rossi sitting in a tree!

I’m sceptical as to the value of the FIFA rankings, however that doesn’t stop me from feeling happy that Rep. of Ireland are up to 20th.

I’ve just heard something from @swmcc which made me hold my head in my hands in shock. He is a disturbing man!

@theyellowdoor Well that was good. With that I shall bid you adieu!

Well that was worth staying up for. Hopefully I won’t pay for this by being more I’ll tomorrow.

Obviously, anything bad I say about the BBC Super Bowl coverage does not include @Carlsonsports. He will be excellent as always.

I’m already embarrassed by the BBC Super Bowl coverage

I hate being ill. At least I have a Test match to follow, and @ManyHues is looking after me very well.