Not sure if @ManyHues would like or hate Moments Notice from Blue Train. She hates jazz, but it may remind her of the jazz chicken.

Just used ninja-like reflexes to catch some paper flying off my desk due to the fan. Did anyone marvel at this spectacular feat? Course not.

Been brushing up on my #perl with the Modern Perl book from @chromatic_x. The ePub version from onyxneon.com/books/modern_perl/index.htmlwas a welcome find.

@carltonkirby Any chance you could poke someone about the web audio feed? Doesn’t seem to be working. How else will I hear your voice :)

If I’d had to predict the contents of my 1000th tweet, Paul Walker, James Nesbitt, and Martin Freeman would not have been my guess.

We’ve also had someone express surprise that Morgan Freeman is playing Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit. We’ve set him right.

Bizarrely we’re having a debate in work on the acting merits of James Nesbitt. I’m merely surprised that people think there are any.

Too much to ask that Harry Hamilton becomes a senior member of the Orange Order? Be great to see Grandmaster Flash on the 12th

I’m not entirely sure how to take that message from @swmcc. Wednesday in work could be slightly awkward!

MT @swmcc Just have to say this to make it official. NO ONE is hotter than Megan Fox.. No one.. Maybe @srushe - but other than that no one!

Happy Birthday to you, happy Birthday to you, happy birthday @ManyHues, happy birthday to you!

As this is the first time I’ve made it on to Twitter today I’ll say this now…

How the others papers report the #notw tomorrow will be telling as to the culture at each.

I’ve never liked the News of the World, but the latest news makes me despise it all the more. Another reason we need a proper investigation.